Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If Sunday is a day of rest why is church so early in the morning?

The kegarator did to beer what On-Demand did to movies. - It's a beautiful thing.

New Favorite Song:

ACDC - Mistress For Christmas

   ~ 2021|January
   ~ 2020|December
   ~ 2020|November
   ~ 2020|October
   ~ 2020|September
   ~ 2020|August
   ~ 2020|July
   ~ 2020|June
   ~ 2020|May
   ~ 2020|April
   ~ 2020|March
   ~ 2020|February

   ~ Kuba & Lisa
   ~ Brian
   ~ Shnadams
   ~ Random Uselessness
   ~ Kirk
   ~ Brad Pope


  VIDEO CLIPS
     ~ Skoopy
     ~ Flixxy
     ~ Take a Break
     ~ Odd Todd
     ~ The B-Squad

  PARTY UP
     ~ PubClub
     ~ LA Polonia

  COMEDY
     ~ Don't Even Reply!
     ~ Monkey Duty
     ~ The Sneeze
     ~ Banterist

  TECH STUFF
     ~ Cre.ations.net
     ~ EnGadget
     ~ Instructables
     ~ Hack the Planet
     ~ Street Tech
     ~ Tom's Hardware

  NEWS
     ~ Wired
     ~ Fark
     ~ Boing Boing
     ~ Slashdot

  POLITICS
     ~ American Thinker

  RANDOM
     ~ SteamPunkWorkshop
     ~ Oil Punk Metalshop
     ~ KickAssSite1